Midget

Jerry was a nice little fellow; he is 4 feet tall exactly. Jerry is known as the little person, but funny thing, he likes to be called a midget. He thinks it's one of the coolest names ever. Not many people are midgets and he is very proud to be one. Though Jerry does get sick of people tapping him on the head saying how little he is, Jerry knows he is little; you don't need to tell him. Well anyway, Jerry is looking for his first job; he is fresh out of college and wants to be a taxidermist. The first day he gets out of bed all excited and ready for the day he finds a job, and then he runs into a problem. Jerry's mom is very close to him and loves him too much, as jerry would say. She is already up and jerry can here her in the kitchen making an omelet for his first big day of searching. Jerry knows her all too well though, she will fill him up so full that he won’t be able to go out and search for a job. Funny how things work though, Jerry is completely ready for this and has been planning a way to get away from her without her seeing him for almost a year now. Just because he is so short and small doesn't mean he is a baby. The first part of Jerry's plan is to slowly open his bedroom door and sneak out of it to the bathroom. Then clime out of the window onto the roof of his parent’s room. The only big issue he faces is his mom seeing him through the kitchen window as he passes it to get down. So Jerry executes the first half of his master plan, and his mom doesn't see him as he slowly creeps past the kitchen window. He was lucky she was facing the fridge when he went by. Then out of no were the neighbor dog ran to the edge of its leash and barked at Jerry. Jerry's mom came flying out of the house ran over and threw a big steak bone to the dog. It was silent and attacked the bone, while Jerry's mom went back inside finished preparing the breakfast. "No wonder that dog is so over weight." mumbled Jerry. He saw the ground below his feet on the roof and panicked. He had to jump from that far up? His entire plan was working except for this little issue. So Jerry did the unthinkable, he called for his mom! She came running out and cuddled him and told him he was not going out job hunting yet. Jerry was very upset by the fact that he gave in that he ran up into his room and that there for 3 days. His mother is still to this day trying to keep him from getting a job.